sex test
Wenns already do all ^ ^
Your Boy Side
[] You love hoodies.
[] You love jeans.
[X] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[X] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[X] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[X] Gory movies are cool
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[X] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[X] Talk with food in your mouth.
[X] Wear boxers.
Total = 10 points
Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[ ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[X] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone / camera when you're bored.
Total = 4
Yeah, full of man ey oO ^ ^
Friday, November 2, 2007
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Testicle Cleaning Wax
A good deed
As I have just gone out to smoke one, I heard a soft mewl under the windows of the neighbors and there sat a small cat. Brown tabby with a white spot on his chin.
When I was back inside after smoking was already pitifully meowing and wailing and I could not go otherwise than through carefully.
A little cat little 1 year old and very slim, but that's how you know somehow that it's not umbedingt heard so.
The cat made no Decency to run away, take no on the contrary, she had her in his arms and looked good for closeness.
As they wait by the window cried I only thought of 2 ways.
1) They ran away
2) If a loyal cat and she is hungry.
Before I went way 2, I would rather ask you whether it belongs to someone, not that it comes back through the feeding.
So I asked the house if the cat belongs to someone.
the first lady assured me, but that the cat belongs to nobody in the house. So was another unnecessary to ask itself.
am So I get out of your house and sat on the stairs and asked me what I'm doing now with her.
Without hesitation she clung to my legs and I did not know what to do.
you "scratch" at the door told me what she wanted so pure ....
Only I can not keep cats. Then I thought I only bring them a little way away and then go in, so the race behind them does not come.
Well I did it as well ... Only she ran after me as fast as I ging.Doch to the front door just before I turned into the Haustürweg me a note was pinned to the tree on that said "Caution!"
And from experience on such labels people are looking mostly your runaway pet.
So I looked more closely at the note.
on this family was looking for your cat Moritz "Angel," which ran away at 20.10.
And the description fitted perfectly to the cat tore me every step I folgte.Also the note from the tree and the cat took up the arm.
Since I can never really remember street names, I asked passersby where the road is on the docket.
It was right around the corner and there I then ran out with pitifully meowing cat.
was yes, there a family Moritz, but no one answered my ring .... But the front door of the house was open. Then I went
in the floor where the family had their home there to ring the bell again, thinking "maybe yesterday was Halloween, so have issued the bell and forget to turn back."
But no one answered my knock.
My first thought it was just "shit, now what do I do with you?" But then I tried
it to the neighbors and a little girl opened the door.
I asked her if her parents are home and she answered "yes" and in the same breath she told me she knows the cat.
your mother got to the door which looked quite happy that the cat is back.
It was the cat who was wanted on the paper so I gave you the cat in the hope that their owners will soon be home again.
you wanted to have my address and after they had recorded this I went back.
the bottom of the door just a fairly young, black-haired woman came with your child home and out of pure curiosity, I asked if she was Mrs. Moritz. This question
Bejat me and I told her then that I have just found your cat and, to the neighbors and got no one was home.
your hands to his mouth and struck with an undertone in his voice that betrayed me once that she could not at all believe it, she asked "really?" and I nodded. Then they rushed up and I just ran behind times.
The neighbors had noticed it well and had already opened the door, the woman saw your cat and took her in his arms.
She began to cry with joy that she has your cat again.
Then she gave the cat just the neighbors and hugged me out of sheer gratitude and said "I love you" to which I had to smile.
thank you again and again with me and is simply dropped from the clouds that she has your cat again.
They also wanted my address because, as she said "Nothing Dahab", which I told her I would also like nothing at all and am glad that the cat was back at you.
In tears, she nodded and said they will contact me and then I went slowly ... With this warm feeling in the chest reveals the one that one has done something very right ...
As I have just gone out to smoke one, I heard a soft mewl under the windows of the neighbors and there sat a small cat. Brown tabby with a white spot on his chin.
When I was back inside after smoking was already pitifully meowing and wailing and I could not go otherwise than through carefully.
A little cat little 1 year old and very slim, but that's how you know somehow that it's not umbedingt heard so.
The cat made no Decency to run away, take no on the contrary, she had her in his arms and looked good for closeness.
As they wait by the window cried I only thought of 2 ways.
1) They ran away
2) If a loyal cat and she is hungry.
Before I went way 2, I would rather ask you whether it belongs to someone, not that it comes back through the feeding.
So I asked the house if the cat belongs to someone.
the first lady assured me, but that the cat belongs to nobody in the house. So was another unnecessary to ask itself.
am So I get out of your house and sat on the stairs and asked me what I'm doing now with her.
Without hesitation she clung to my legs and I did not know what to do.
you "scratch" at the door told me what she wanted so pure ....
Only I can not keep cats. Then I thought I only bring them a little way away and then go in, so the race behind them does not come.
Well I did it as well ... Only she ran after me as fast as I ging.Doch to the front door just before I turned into the Haustürweg me a note was pinned to the tree on that said "Caution!"
And from experience on such labels people are looking mostly your runaway pet.
So I looked more closely at the note.
on this family was looking for your cat Moritz "Angel," which ran away at 20.10.
And the description fitted perfectly to the cat tore me every step I folgte.Also the note from the tree and the cat took up the arm.
Since I can never really remember street names, I asked passersby where the road is on the docket.
It was right around the corner and there I then ran out with pitifully meowing cat.
was yes, there a family Moritz, but no one answered my ring .... But the front door of the house was open. Then I went
in the floor where the family had their home there to ring the bell again, thinking "maybe yesterday was Halloween, so have issued the bell and forget to turn back."
But no one answered my knock.
My first thought it was just "shit, now what do I do with you?" But then I tried
it to the neighbors and a little girl opened the door.
I asked her if her parents are home and she answered "yes" and in the same breath she told me she knows the cat.
your mother got to the door which looked quite happy that the cat is back.
It was the cat who was wanted on the paper so I gave you the cat in the hope that their owners will soon be home again.
you wanted to have my address and after they had recorded this I went back.
the bottom of the door just a fairly young, black-haired woman came with your child home and out of pure curiosity, I asked if she was Mrs. Moritz. This question
Bejat me and I told her then that I have just found your cat and, to the neighbors and got no one was home.
your hands to his mouth and struck with an undertone in his voice that betrayed me once that she could not at all believe it, she asked "really?" and I nodded. Then they rushed up and I just ran behind times.
The neighbors had noticed it well and had already opened the door, the woman saw your cat and took her in his arms.
She began to cry with joy that she has your cat again.
Then she gave the cat just the neighbors and hugged me out of sheer gratitude and said "I love you" to which I had to smile.
thank you again and again with me and is simply dropped from the clouds that she has your cat again.
They also wanted my address because, as she said "Nothing Dahab", which I told her I would also like nothing at all and am glad that the cat was back at you.
In tears, she nodded and said they will contact me and then I went slowly ... With this warm feeling in the chest reveals the one that one has done something very right ...
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